Why?

I just have a few questions . . .

Why does the baby who screams as soon as you put her toe in the tub, REPEATEDLY stick her hands in the toilet bowl?

Why does the toddler who loves to pour water on her head, SCREAM BLOODY MURDER when you wash her hair?

Why does the toddler who is afraid of her own poop, think it is funny if it's big brother's?

Why does the preschooler who doesn't want to wear diapers still deliberately soil his pull-up when told to go sit on the toilet?

Oh, yes, and please PLEASE PLEASE someone explain to me why said preschooler asks for a drink, throws the drink down the stair in a fury, and then throws a three hour tantrum because he wants a drink???

And seriously WHY did I have kids again????

Still Alive

Aaah, well I've been falling down on the job!

I have very sporadic access to the internet here in VA, so I don't expect to be able to do much in the way of blogging.

Baby has started walking, though!

The Z-monster is learning to read, and spell a few words (the spelling is thanks to Word World, I think.)

Other than that, not much new!

In Virginia

Well, we're here! We drove all day Monday (last week) and got here in the evening. Things have been crazy, but I'm finally able to hop on and post a bit.

Baby- is off to a flying start with her walking. Literally. She stands up, and then hurls herself forward, landing face-first with a painful-sounding thud, only to repeat it until she reaches her desired destination. (I must point out that this was only attempted once on Grandma's tile floors). She somewhat resembles a clumsy frog.

Didi- is in love . . . with Grandma and Grandpa's dog, Tori. Tori is a Great Dane, and weighs about 150 right now. Didi is tipping the scale at about 21 lbs. So they make quite the pair. Tori is very patient with Didi, and puts up with her constant attention. Didi gives her hugs, leans on her, pats her, and blows her kisses. A few days ago, she wandered off, and when I found her she was on her tummy, nose to nose with Tori, just chatting up a storm.

the Z-monster- is having fun visiting Grandma and Grandpa's house. We got him registered for school, and he is OH SO VERY eager to start. He likes to go on walks with Tori, and gather rocks. We have a whole collection of rocks he has toted home in his pockets. the Z-monster has enjoyed helping Grandpa build a floor in the basement, and playing with Uncle D's toy cars and airplanes.

Grandma and K are off shopping for K's last minute needs before she's off to Scottland, but the kids have really enjoyed spending time with her too.